The Amazing Jake Parker posted the following tweet this morning:
First thing my daughter said to me today, "Daddy, who would win in a fight: a duck with a gun or a baby with a sword?" #epicbattles
about 2 hours ago via web
agent44
I told her duck with a gun. My 4 year old son concurred.about 1 hour ago via web
Personally, I see a flaw in his logic:


